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'So we stopped using clays and started using our credit cards.'

'Christmas is considered to be a time of joy! Especially for the Credit Card companies!'

"We think your credit cards may have been breached."

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

Keep the econoimy moving

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

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'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

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'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"I see your point, but wouldn't it be more fun to spend it while I'm young enough to enjoy it?"

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"Uh, officer, actually I wasn't going to report my stolen credit card...."

"I need nothing and I want everything."

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

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'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'I simply can't live on what I earn. I can't even live on what I spend.'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

'This is the 20th car you've bought this month. So, I've checked you into a car-addiction program.'

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

'Which wine would you suggest, to go with an enormous expense account?'

'It's similar to the government's system of checks and balances. I write the checks and you try to balance them.'

'Good heavens, Margaret, the bailout was for wall street, not for you.'

US economy-spend or save?

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"