Spending Spree Pillows

Woman with a 'Born to Shop' bumper sticker drives past a man with a 'Forced to Work!' sticker.

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"I shop, therefore I am."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'Shove' (at big sale).

"Uh, officer, actually I wasn't going to report my stolen credit card...."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

"Hey! Great haircut!!

'This is the 20th car you've bought this month. So, I've checked you into a car-addiction program.'

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

'Good heavens, Margaret, the bailout was for wall street, not for you.'

'Which wine would you suggest, to go with an enormous expense account?'

'Credit card customer of the month'

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"

'Sure, I could stop spending, but who am I to trip the economy into a depression?'

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

"National debt this, national debt that, haven't these politicians heard of plastic?"

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

'Christmas is considered to be a time of joy! Especially for the Credit Card companies!'

'Remember me? Two weeks ago you gave me a loan for $25,000...I've been having a ball and I'd like to do it again!'

"You know they say money is filthy? Well, I decided to get rid of some of it."

'I don't know what it is, but I want it! It's 20 percent off!'

'She shopped 'till she dropped.'

"Great news! I found the lost credit card this morning!"

'It does grow on trees!'