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"No, I didn't say Peggy was charging her phone. . . I said she was on the phone, charging!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

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"Uh, officer, actually I wasn't going to report my stolen credit card...."

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

"Hey! Great haircut!!

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

'This is the 20th car you've bought this month. So, I've checked you into a car-addiction program.'

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

'Good heavens, Margaret, the bailout was for wall street, not for you.'

'Which wine would you suggest, to go with an enormous expense account?'

What's this about? The recession is devastating chain stores. Save our mall. They're the lifeblood of teen culture as we know it. What are your solutions? We're having a massive shop-in this Saturday! Shop 'til you drop. Big $$. Like a day of service? Exactly! But you'll feel even better about yourself.

'Credit card customer of the month'

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'Money can't buy everything... that's what credit cards are for!'

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"

'Of course I care for you. You're the most expensive woman in my life.'

'I think it's time to stop shopping when the computer asks you if you need another shopping cart.'

"I left your credit card outside. It's still smoking."

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"National debt this, national debt that, haven't these politicians heard of plastic?"

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

'If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping...'

'Sure, I could stop spending, but who am I to trip the economy into a depression?'

'Remember me? Two weeks ago you gave me a loan for $25,000...I've been having a ball and I'd like to do it again!'