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AnneMarie was convinced that her car had mysteriously shrunk while she was shopping.

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'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

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"Uh, officer, actually I wasn't going to report my stolen credit card...."

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"Hey! Great haircut!!

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

'This is the 20th car you've bought this month. So, I've checked you into a car-addiction program.'

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

'Which wine would you suggest, to go with an enormous expense account?'

'Good heavens, Margaret, the bailout was for wall street, not for you.'

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"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"

'Credit card customer of the month'

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'Of course I care for you. You're the most expensive woman in my life.'

'I think it's time to stop shopping when the computer asks you if you need another shopping cart.'

"I left your credit card outside. It's still smoking."

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"National debt this, national debt that, haven't these politicians heard of plastic?"

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

'Sure, I could stop spending, but who am I to trip the economy into a depression?'

"You know they say money is filthy? Well, I decided to get rid of some of it."

'If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping...'

'Christmas is considered to be a time of joy! Especially for the Credit Card companies!'

'Remember me? Two weeks ago you gave me a loan for $25,000...I've been having a ball and I'd like to do it again!'

'The bank wants you to stop writing checks for a few days, to give them a chance to catch up.'

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."