Spending Spree Gifts

Woman with a 'Born to Shop' bumper sticker drives past a man with a 'Forced to Work!' sticker.

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"I shop, therefore I am."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"Uh, officer, actually I wasn't going to report my stolen credit card...."

'Shove' (at big sale).

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

"Hey! Great haircut!!

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

'This is the 20th car you've bought this month. So, I've checked you into a car-addiction program.'

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

'Which wine would you suggest, to go with an enormous expense account?'

'Good heavens, Margaret, the bailout was for wall street, not for you.'

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"

'Credit card customer of the month'

Buyer's Remorse for Dummies

"I left your credit card outside. It's still smoking."

'Sure, I could stop spending, but who am I to trip the economy into a depression?'

"You know they say money is filthy? Well, I decided to get rid of some of it."

'Christmas is considered to be a time of joy! Especially for the Credit Card companies!'

"National debt this, national debt that, haven't these politicians heard of plastic?"

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

'Remember me? Two weeks ago you gave me a loan for $25,000...I've been having a ball and I'd like to do it again!'

'I don't know what it is, but I want it! It's 20 percent off!'

"Great news! I found the lost credit card this morning!"

Bank. Statements and Accounts. I stretched my holiday budget so much this year, it snapped back and flattened me.