Shopping Spree Fan Gifts

The store all other stores are second to.

'Part of the fun of ordering over the internet is getting to see that cute overnight delivery man.'

Oranges

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I shop, therefore I am."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

How would Madam like to pay?

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: After a Fashion

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

Hole Sale

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

'Shove' (at big sale).

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'That's not the northern lights! It's new strip mall!'