Shopping Spree Star Gifts

'Admit it-if they were selling elephants you would have to buy one...'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Smart card.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

How would Madam like to pay?

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

'Shove' (at big sale).

"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!"

Shoppers

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

'You must have something in my size?'