Shopping Spree Artist Gifts

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

Shoppers

Woman begging surrounded by shopping bags - 'In Debt, Please help'

"It's hard to decide. I look the same in all of them."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I shop, therefore I am."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Smart card.

How would Madam like to pay?

'Our giant sale now on!'

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!"

Mannequin protest

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

'Shove' (at big sale).

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'