Shopping Escapade Artist Gifts

Mannequin protest

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Smart card.

How would Madam like to pay?

'Our giant sale now on!'

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

'Shove' (at big sale).

Shoppers

"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!"

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'You must have something in my size?'

"Nothing ventured, nothing exchanged."

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

Giant sale - 'Sorry Luv - that's the last one.'

Final clearance sale.

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"