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Mannequin protest

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Smart card.

How would Madam like to pay?

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'Our giant sale now on!'

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

'Shove' (at big sale).

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!"

Shoppers

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'You must have something in my size?'

Giant sale - 'Sorry Luv - that's the last one.'

"Nothing ventured, nothing exchanged."

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

Final clearance sale.

Shopping Trips

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"