Shopping Escapist T-Shirts

'Man Driver!'

Bouncy Harrods - Mothers Only

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Cut Price

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Tree house.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Rising Gas Prices

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Smart card.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

Self-Checkout.

'Our giant sale now on!'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Easy chair exercise machines

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'