Fashion Escapist T-Shirts

Can't wait to get out of these heels and into my bunny slippers.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

Tree house.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Cake Escape

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Last Chance For Reality

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Easy chair exercise machines

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Can you de-schlump him?"

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

"My year of dressing dangerously."

Zoo Employees

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Thong World.

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.