Cinematic Escapist T-Shirts

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Tree house.

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Cyber Dream

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

Hot Towel Web Service

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

'Get me the coast.'

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

"I'm skipping that movie and waiting for the theme park ride."

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

But doc, my tenuous grasp of reality is what gets me through the day!

"Anywhere that doesn't have tvs, computers, radios, ipods,cell phones or video games."

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

American Idle

Message in a bottle.

'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'

"Please excuse my husband his media bubble just burst."

"I’ve recently started self-medicating with viral pet videos."