Cinematic Escapist Gifts

No caption (A prisoner watches a television with bars and clouds in a sky simulating the view outside a window).

Guy in cinema eating popcorn out of his mask

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

Tree house.

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Cyber Dream

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

Hot Towel Web Service

"When catch-up TV finally catches up"

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

'Get me the coast.'

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

What's with our son? For once he's not online. I dealt with him. He's steaming mad. What did you do? I handled his addiction to texting, IM-ing, games and Facebook with calm maturity. Dad! Where did you hide my laptop?!! Modern maturity.

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

But doc, my tenuous grasp of reality is what gets me through the day!

"I'm skipping that movie and waiting for the theme park ride."

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Cartoon characters unable to instantly recover from catastrophic injuries support group.

Message in a bottle.

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

American Idle

"I’ve recently started self-medicating with viral pet videos."

'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'