Animated Escapist Gifts

Cartoon characters unable to instantly recover from catastrophic injuries support group.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Last Chance For Reality

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

Desert Mirage

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

'Get me the coast.'

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

Zoo Employees

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"I've half a mind to protest."

Man lifts up the pages of a book and discovers a brick wall.

"With this invention...I can finally go to a time where everyday nuisances have been completely eradicated!"

"Do you have any video games that would help reduce my role as a father?"

American Idle

"Realism! . . . Realism!"

Message in a bottle.

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Ramblers Association

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

Little girl playing pirates with her dog.

Don Quixote

A people-meter family out enjoying the calm night breezes while claiming to be inside enjoying a rerun of 'Falcon Crest.'"