Artistic Escapist Gifts

Man in straight jacket paints his own padded cell.

Prison Paintings

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Tree house.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Crib Escape

Desert Island Fantasies

Anywhere but here

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Tweaking the CV.

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Wishing Well

Fox hunting.

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

Tsunami Evac Route

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."

Houdini's Dog