Theatrical Escapist Gifts

"Another boat! But I mustn't yell or risk breaking character."

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Screen Time vs Book Time

Tree house.

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Man sunbathing on the beach.

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

Desert Mirage

Reading room

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

"I won't lie to you: It was quite an ordeal to move the upright piano in..."

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

'Get me the coast.'

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

Book Igloo

Philip Kindred Dick

'What luck!'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

Try out this summer's hot novels in a beach setting

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

"Not again!"

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"I'm skipping that movie and waiting for the theme park ride."

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

"Realism! . . . Realism!"

Man Readig Paper

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Man lifts up the pages of a book and discovers a brick wall.

American Idle