Escapist Gifts

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

Message in a bottle.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

Castaway Building a Sand Bridge

Virtual Reality Check

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Bo're'droom

Tree house.

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Could I please go back to the rack now?"

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

'I wish you had chosen a more pertinent educational issue than 'Do Dogs Actually Eat Homework?''

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

Try out this summer's hot novels in a beach setting

"Not again!"

Meeting to determinet non-essential personnel.

Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.

"You know what you're running here, Lou? You're running a haven, that's what you're running here, Lou."

"I've half a mind to protest."

I'm afraid we only accept manuscripts through an agent, except spy novels, which we only accept through a double agent.

Bleh! That dreaded time of year had come around again. Everyone says it's torture. Prepare for the Apocalypse. Ok, class. Together we will all somehow survive