Escapist Prints

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

Message in a bottle.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

Castaway Building a Sand Bridge

Virtual Reality Check

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Bo're'droom

Tree house.

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Could I please go back to the rack now?"

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

'I wish you had chosen a more pertinent educational issue than 'Do Dogs Actually Eat Homework?''

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

"You know what you're running here, Lou? You're running a haven, that's what you're running here, Lou."

Meeting to determinet non-essential personnel.

"Not again!"

"I've half a mind to protest."

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

Dangerous tax audits.

"Anywhere that doesn't have tvs, computers, radios, ipods,cell phones or video games."

"Mr. Cogdill said he won't be in today because it's 'National I Hate My Job Day'."

A giveaway tan line...

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