Experiment Escapist Prints

"Not again!"

Ethics exam cheater.

Bo're'droom

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Nervous Oral Testing

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Could I please go back to the rack now?"

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."

'I wish you had chosen a more pertinent educational issue than 'Do Dogs Actually Eat Homework?''

"Stop the clowning, Johnson. The final isn't going to be all that bad."

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

Try out this summer's hot novels in a beach setting

"Does school really help people with real life?"

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Meeting to determinet non-essential personnel.

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'

Good luck with all the revision!!!