Creative Escapist Prints

"See - all the thrills of outdoor activity with non of the risks!"

"If anyone asks, I'll be in my head."

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

Little girl playing pirates with her dog.

"Don't think outside the box. Think outside of the cell!"

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

Tree house.

Last Chance For Reality

Cyber Dream

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

Hot Towel Web Service

Desert Mirage

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"When catch-up TV finally catches up"

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

'Ready or Not here I come.'

Try out this summer's hot novels in a beach setting

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

What's with our son? For once he's not online. I dealt with him. He's steaming mad. What did you do? I handled his addiction to texting, IM-ing, games and Facebook with calm maturity. Dad! Where did you hide my laptop?!! Modern maturity.

"Not again!"

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Zoo Employees

Fish get smart.

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

"Please excuse my husband his media bubble just burst."