Creative Escapist T-Shirts

"See - all the thrills of outdoor activity with non of the risks!"

"If anyone asks, I'll be in my head."

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

Little girl playing pirates with her dog.

"Don't think outside the box. Think outside of the cell!"

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Tree house.

Last Chance For Reality

Cyber Dream

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

Hot Towel Web Service

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

Desert Mirage

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

'Ready or Not here I come.'

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

Zoo Employees

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

"Not again!"

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Fish get smart.

Hiding From Social Media

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

American Idle

"Please excuse my husband his media bubble just burst."

Man lifts up the pages of a book and discovers a brick wall.