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'I'll look, sir, but I'm not sure there IS any place where they've never heard of America.'

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

Tree house.

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'See you in two weeks!'

Rising Gas Prices

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

Desert Mirage

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

"I won't lie to you: It was quite an ordeal to move the upright piano in..."

'Ready or Not here I come.'

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

"You know what you're running here, Lou? You're running a haven, that's what you're running here, Lou."

"He's in a far better place. It's always nice to spend the winter in Miami."

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

American Idle

Man lifts up the pages of a book and discovers a brick wall.

Hiding From Social Media

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

"Anywhere that doesn't have tvs, computers, radios, ipods,cell phones or video games."

Message in a bottle.

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Free Thinking.

Ramblers Association

Black belts in the ancient art of avoidance

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"