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"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Rising Gas Prices

CEO Escape

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'How should I know how things are at home, I moved into the pub a month ago.'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

"How to deal with weeds."

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

But doc, my tenuous grasp of reality is what gets me through the day!

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Kissing Hands

"I've half a mind to protest."

'Trust me, using this cheap perfume to mask our scents is going to confuse the hounds...'

'How's the executive training program, going?'

American Idle

"Mr. Cogdill said he won't be in today because it's 'National I Hate My Job Day'."

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Message in a bottle.

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'

'Truthfully, I never wanted the world to beat a path to my door.'

"How would you feel about a little place in the city, just to get away from all the hunting and gathering?"