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"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

Bo're'droom

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Tree house.

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"Could I please go back to the rack now?"

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

Last Chance For Reality

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

Desert Mirage

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."

'I wish you had chosen a more pertinent educational issue than 'Do Dogs Actually Eat Homework?''

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

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Houdini 2019

"Not again!"

Zoo Employees

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

But doc, my tenuous grasp of reality is what gets me through the day!

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"You know what you're running here, Lou? You're running a haven, that's what you're running here, Lou."

Kissing Hands