Eternal Escapist T-Shirts

"Guess what? I'm taking an eternity leave."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Anywhere but here

Last Chance For Reality

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"Mr. Jenkins' idea of paradise is a never occupied loo, a big flat screen with hundreds of free sports channels and a fridge that always gets refilled with beer and pizza."

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

Zoo Employees

Sleeping Tiger

Kissing Hands

"I've half a mind to protest."

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Message in a bottle.

"I think my life would have been played better set against a Roaring Twenties or Civil War background."

Free Thinking.

Virtual Reality Check

"You have to ask yourself, is it even worth finding the cheese anymore!"

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

Don Quixote

'Maybe you're a 'man on a deserted island' cliche because you want to be a man on a deserted island cliche.'

ARchie Smith cartoonist

'You can't live like there's no tomorrow, and then live tomorrow.'

'Faster, our past is catching up with us!'

Sitting Fairy

He lives in a little world of his own.