Ambitious Escapist T-Shirts

Man flying away from desert island with two palm fronds

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Anywhere but here

Last Chance For Reality

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

Desert Mirage

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

Zoo Employees

Sleeping Tiger

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"I want to climb up mountains without a rope, jump down waterfalls and run through a swamp barefooted to film crocodiles. That's why I need travel insurance - I'm a scaredy-cat."

Man lifts up the pages of a book and discovers a brick wall.

Forget what the warden says. If we try to please everyone, we'll end up with an escape plan that pleases no one.

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Message in a bottle.

"We seem to get just the one channel."

'Maybe you're a 'man on a deserted island' cliche because you want to be a man on a deserted island cliche.'

Sorry, I'm too ill to come in today. More medicine please, nurse.

Playing The Youth Card

Virtual Reality Check

"You have to ask yourself, is it even worth finding the cheese anymore!"

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

Don Quixote

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

'You can't live like there's no tomorrow, and then live tomorrow.'

He lives in a little world of his own.

Sitting Fairy