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As you like it - One way of catching fish

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Cake Escape

Anywhere but here

Young Houdini

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.

Sleeping Tiger

"I want to climb up mountains without a rope, jump down waterfalls and run through a swamp barefooted to film crocodiles. That's why I need travel insurance - I'm a scaredy-cat."

Fish get smart.

Man escaping from his scolding wife by inhaling ether

'Are you sure this is legal?'

"Above the ceiling is plenty of duct space, a perfect hideout for when the in-laws visit."

Sorry, I'm too ill to come in today. More medicine please, nurse.

'Maybe you're a 'man on a deserted island' cliche because you want to be a man on a deserted island cliche.'

'Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day . . . teach a man to fish and he'll never get any work done.'

"We seem to get just the one channel."

'You can't live like there's no tomorrow, and then live tomorrow.'

Sitting Fairy

"I found your contact lens."

"Have you seen Joey?"

Passion reached a new height in the bedroom that night - Holly couldn't put her Mills and Boon novel down.

He lives in a little world of his own.

'You're a genius Carlisle.'

'As a rule, you never notice WHAT I wear!'

Getting what you need without passing the toy section.

A man leaving at the exit notices the 'ninja exit'.

How Cecil and Moira found their way to happiness...

'Do you like llamas? . . . Then good news. We're going to South America. . . we got our income tax form and we have no way of paying it.'

'Ben feels they mathematically improve his chaces of flushing game.'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

"He lives in a little world of his own."