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Fish get smart.

"Have you seen Joey?"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Cake Escape

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

Desert Mirage

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'Ready or Not here I come.'

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

"I want to climb up mountains without a rope, jump down waterfalls and run through a swamp barefooted to film crocodiles. That's why I need travel insurance - I'm a scaredy-cat."

"Realism! . . . Realism!"

Man lifts up the pages of a book and discovers a brick wall.

"Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and he can avoid work his whole life."

Free Thinking.

Man escaping from his scolding wife by inhaling ether

'Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day . . . teach a man to fish and he'll never get any work done.'

"Above the ceiling is plenty of duct space, a perfect hideout for when the in-laws visit."

"These tapes of nature are absolutely amazing. You really feel like you're in the forest."

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

Little girl playing pirates with her dog.

"See - all the thrills of outdoor activity with non of the risks!"

Passion reached a new height in the bedroom that night - Holly couldn't put her Mills and Boon novel down.

"Nope, you owe the government absolutely nothing. It's true what they say...these are the most wonderful times of your life."

"That was just like reading a book....but I didn't have to use my own imagination!"

"I found your contact lens."

A man leaving at the exit notices the 'ninja exit'.

'Do you like llamas? . . . Then good news. We're going to South America. . . we got our income tax form and we have no way of paying it.'

Getting what you need without passing the toy section.

Farm boy about to go swimming in cattle water tank.

'Go to school, pay attention in class, go home and do your homework...Kevin Jones isn't exactly the exciting type!'

"If anyone asks, I'll be in my head."

'I'd like a room for the weekend -- My husband's at home watching a Benny Hill film festival.'