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'While your thoughtful analysis is always appreciated, I'd rather see you grab a spoon and help dig.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Bo're'droom

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Could I please go back to the rack now?"

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

Desert Mirage

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."

"How to deal with weeds."

'Come back and get me about noon.'

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'Ready or Not here I come.'

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"