Adventurous Escapist T-Shirts

'Do you like llamas? . . . Then good news. We're going to South America. . . we got our income tax form and we have no way of paying it.'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Ice fisher.

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'See you in two weeks!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

Blowing up the camping mattress.

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Desert Mirage

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

'Ready or Not here I come.'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'Come back and get me about noon.'

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

Sleeping Tiger

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.