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"I want to climb up mountains without a rope, jump down waterfalls and run through a swamp barefooted to film crocodiles. That's why I need travel insurance - I'm a scaredy-cat."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Ice fisher.

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Man chases after his skis.

Desert Mirage

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

"Mr. Jenkins' idea of paradise is a never occupied loo, a big flat screen with hundreds of free sports channels and a fridge that always gets refilled with beer and pizza."

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'Come back and get me about noon.'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

Sleeping Tiger

"I hate crowded parks!"

Fish get smart.

Winter olympics.

"I can't wait for our new vacation home to be finished so we can commune with nature on weekends."

Man lifts up the pages of a book and discovers a brick wall.

Lady feeding birds from her car.

heavy plant crossing

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'