Optimistic Escapist T-Shirts

'You can't live like there's no tomorrow, and then live tomorrow.'

How Cecil and Moira found their way to happiness...

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Anywhere but here

Desert Mirage

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'Ready or Not here I come.'

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

Sleeping Tiger

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"I want to climb up mountains without a rope, jump down waterfalls and run through a swamp barefooted to film crocodiles. That's why I need travel insurance - I'm a scaredy-cat."

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Message in a bottle.

Man lifts up the pages of a book and discovers a brick wall.

Forget what the warden says. If we try to please everyone, we'll end up with an escape plan that pleases no one.

Ramblers Association

'Maybe you're a 'man on a deserted island' cliche because you want to be a man on a deserted island cliche.'

"We seem to get just the one channel."

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

Sorry, I'm too ill to come in today. More medicine please, nurse.

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

Virtual Reality Check

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

Sitting Fairy

"Nope, you owe the government absolutely nothing. It's true what they say...these are the most wonderful times of your life."

He lives in a little world of his own.

"That was just like reading a book....but I didn't have to use my own imagination!"

Castaway Building a Sand Bridge