Light-hearted Escapist T-Shirts

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Cake Escape

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

"It's a trashy, unrealistic romance novel about a beautiful maiden and an equally handsome prince who fall instantly and passionately in love...naturally it's a New York Times Bestseller!"

'Remember Machu Picchu, darling? We sat watching that fabulous sunset and suddenly you turned to me and asked me for a pre-nuptial agreement?'

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

A woman reads a romance novel.

Sleeping Tiger

'This is kind of a bad time - could we have an affair AFTER tax day'

Fish get smart.

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

'Where are all these alien abductors when you need them?'

Husband building a wall around his wife on the beach.

"Too bad we only see each other when we're hungry! I know! Let's go on a date, a real date!"

James Fenimore Cooper

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, safe sex and wine.'

"You're the one who's always saying you want to get away from it all."

"Hold it, there's someone on my other island!"

'Oh dear... it's going to be a very long year and a day...'

"You'll catch her if you're quick. She made a dash for the back door."

Man escaping from his scolding wife by inhaling ether