Easy-going Escapist T-Shirts

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Ice fisher.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Crowded Ice Fishing

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Cake Escape

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

"It's a trashy, unrealistic romance novel about a beautiful maiden and an equally handsome prince who fall instantly and passionately in love...naturally it's a New York Times Bestseller!"

'Come back and get me about noon.'

'Remember Machu Picchu, darling? We sat watching that fabulous sunset and suddenly you turned to me and asked me for a pre-nuptial agreement?'

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

A woman reads a romance novel.

'This is kind of a bad time - could we have an affair AFTER tax day'

Sleeping Tiger

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).