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"No, we do not wish to live with a family and learn to speak Serbo-Croatian."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Let's get a kitty.'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

Virtual Lap Dancing

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

Pure unfiltered escapism vs abject despair

A sign giving directions to 'it all' and 'away from it all'.

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

"Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and he can avoid work his whole life."

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

"It's amazing. I hear some of them can endure the same boring, pointless positions for years on end!"

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

'You've got to admit, it's an effective witness protection program!'

'Inner-city kids in search of a butter life.'

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

'He passed on the climbing wall but had a go at the glass-blowing.'

After several years of legal wrangling, the Nirawana authorities signed an extradition order for us to be shipped back to Reality from where we had escaped 16 years before.

'Let's turn the TV off, I fancy some escapism.'

"The city life isn't for everyone, so my second house is in the Hamptons."

"You know what I like about L.A.? We don't have to be interesting anymore."

"I found your contact lens."

'Fishing in the West.'

"He used art to break down barriers. That, of course, and the sledge hammer."

"According to my fantasy sports site, I don't want to grow up."

Oh, you and your flattery! You must have kissed the Blarney Stone! I was in Ireland. I was lonely. I'd rather not talk about it.

Now that he had done all the big adult stuff, maybe everybody would just leave him alone.

Sad beggar sitting against wall with picture of desert island painted on it

Escape key