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"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Holiday time.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

Virtual Lap Dancing

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'

Living on the Wild Side

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

'When building her nest, she says she's just going to wing it.'

'Maybe we could liven things up by getting a hub airport.'

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

"It's amazing. I hear some of them can endure the same boring, pointless positions for years on end!"

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

"Crud! I forgot to do my homework!"

Desert Island golf

There's no hurry --- Time and tide wait for nomads.

30 year old in the Suburbs. 30 year old in Chicago. 30 year old in San Francisco

'Inner-city kids in search of a butter life.'

"You know what I like about L.A.? We don't have to be interesting anymore."

"Without question, you're a big improvement on our last tour rep."

'His idea of planning for the future is buying two cases of beer.'

'Fishing in the West.'

Too much Rioja

Oh, you and your flattery! You must have kissed the Blarney Stone! I was in Ireland. I was lonely. I'd rather not talk about it.

Abandoning Covid Regulations

"I found your contact lens."