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"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Holiday time.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

Virtual Lap Dancing

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

Living on the Wild Side

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

'When building her nest, she says she's just going to wing it.'

'Maybe we could liven things up by getting a hub airport.'

"It's amazing. I hear some of them can endure the same boring, pointless positions for years on end!"

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

Desert Island golf

30 year old in the Suburbs. 30 year old in Chicago. 30 year old in San Francisco

"Without question, you're a big improvement on our last tour rep."

'Inner-city kids in search of a butter life.'

"You know what I like about L.A.? We don't have to be interesting anymore."

"Crud! I forgot to do my homework!"

'His idea of planning for the future is buying two cases of beer.'

Too much Rioja

'Fishing in the West.'

Abandoning Covid Regulations

'You're a genius Carlisle.'