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'You've got to admit, it's an effective witness protection program!'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Desert Island Mishap

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

Mountain escalator.

Mountain Climbers get a Surprise.

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

A sign giving directions to 'it all' and 'away from it all'.

Pure unfiltered escapism vs abject despair

Houdini tries to get out of dinner with his in-laws.

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

Desert Island Game

Fairy Library - Jack and the Fairy Harp Escaping the Giant

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.

'Let's turn the TV off, I fancy some escapism.'

"It's new reading light."

Accu-Tech's Personal Information Firewall

"The city life isn't for everyone, so my second house is in the Hamptons."

After several years of legal wrangling, the Nirawana authorities signed an extradition order for us to be shipped back to Reality from where we had escaped 16 years before.

Stuck in the stile.

"Not tonight, dear. I have a head injury."

'I don't think I'm on the cross country ski trail anymore ...'

"Why don't you take up a sport,son-like long distance running-away from home...?"

Sad beggar sitting against wall with picture of desert island painted on it

"He used art to break down barriers. That, of course, and the sledge hammer."

Now that he had done all the big adult stuff, maybe everybody would just leave him alone.

"According to my fantasy sports site, I don't want to grow up."

'Sounds like all the kids are already here for the labor day picnic... I think I'll wait in the car.'

When Shapes in the Clouds Attack.

"Fancy a game of Dungeons and Dragons?"