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Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Desert Island BBQ

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Addicted to reading

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"Ticket and passport, please."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

FISH ESCAPE.

"I'd like a 'change of address' card."

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Christmas escape plan

Mountain escalator.

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'