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Stuck in the stile.

Swinging

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Desert Island Mishap

'This is you, enlarged.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

ATM withdrawal

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"Dad got your note threatening to fail me. Here's dad's attorney's note threatening to sue you."

Nobody likes a smore loser

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

Mountain escalator.

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

The Steaks have a Last Desperate Attempt to Escape

'Congratulations! You just brought in a gushier.'

Mountain Climbers get a Surprise.

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

Closed for Summer.

Directions for walker across several hills.

"Honey, did you call for a free estimate on a 3 bedroom, 2 bath tree house?"

"Honey, don't engage."

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

'Hello Angus...I didn't recognise you.'

'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.'

BMX girl.

Accu-Tech's Personal Information Firewall

The Wet Fly Fisherman: And spends a good deal of time in the water

Hitchhiking Snowman.