Outdoors Fan T-Shirts

ATM withdrawal

"I love you too, big guy."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Swinging

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Camping-Pong

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Boomerang cow.

'Pull...'

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Automatic swing machine

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

public toilet in the woods

Newton discovers deforestation.

Aargh, Many Trees

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Loggerheads

Centaur Sprinter

"It's much cheaper than hotels."

"No, still there."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Leadership never hibernates.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

A Cumulonim-bus

'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

Child reading on the toilet is abducted by aliens.