Outdoor Activities Fan T-Shirts

Swinging

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

ATM withdrawal

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

I Heart Juggling

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

"Where can I find some peace of mind?"

"No, still there."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Man practising the violin.

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

Man sweating profusely while shoveling snow in his boxer shorts

No Croquet

"I hope you don't mind. I only brought a picnic pillow for myself."

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

Plank

"Honey, did you call for a free estimate on a 3 bedroom, 2 bath tree house?"

Directions for walker across several hills.

'You're doing it wrong!'

The Kings Head.

Hitchhiking Snowman.

"So, do I add an extra stroke, or what?"

"Is it ever going to stop raining."

'Aren't you glad we decided not to fly north thing spring?'

Stuck in the stile.

Golf Lady

'Didn't I tell you it would be a mistake to allow mixed competition?'

"There are worse places to be beached."

I start teaching summer school next week...