Outdoor Activities Fan Gifts

Swinging

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

ATM withdrawal

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

I Heart Juggling

"Where can I find some peace of mind?"

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Man practising the violin.

"No, still there."

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

Man sweating profusely while shoveling snow in his boxer shorts

No Croquet

"I hope you don't mind. I only brought a picnic pillow for myself."

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

Plank

Fitness Equipment. Home Gym. Who do people buy expensive exercise equipment? Because they don't have tails to chase.

"Honey, did you call for a free estimate on a 3 bedroom, 2 bath tree house?"

Directions for walker across several hills.

"Is it ever going to stop raining."

The Kings Head.

Hitchhiking Snowman.

"So, do I add an extra stroke, or what?"

I hope you brought enough beer boxes for all the dads.

'Aren't you glad we decided not to fly north thing spring?'

'You're doing it wrong!'

Stuck in the stile.

'Didn't I tell you it would be a mistake to allow mixed competition?'

I start teaching summer school next week...

"There are worse places to be beached."