Outdoor Sport Fan Gifts

"There are worse places to be beached."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Swinging

"Marco ..."

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Boomerang cow.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Recalculating

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Pull...'

ATM withdrawal

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

Possums that ski.

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

"No, still there."

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Death skis towards a man on thin ice

Centaur Sprinter

Dogs on skis pulling a sled

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

Woman rating a man's performance with scorecards.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

Low Noon.

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

Triple Sock Cow