Outdoor Sport Fan Gifts

"There are worse places to be beached."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Marco ..."

Swinging

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Boomerang cow.

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

Recalculating

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Pull...'

ATM withdrawal

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

Possums that ski.

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Centaur Sprinter

Death skis towards a man on thin ice

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

"No, still there."

Dogs on skis pulling a sled

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Woman rating a man's performance with scorecards.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

Triple Sock Cow

Low Noon.

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."