Outdoors Fan Gifts

ATM withdrawal

"I love you too, big guy."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Swinging

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Camping-Pong

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Boomerang cow.

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Pull...'

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Automatic swing machine

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

public toilet in the woods

Leadership never hibernates.

Centaur Sprinter

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Newton discovers deforestation.

Loggerheads

Aargh, Many Trees

"It's much cheaper than hotels."

"No, still there."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

A Cumulonim-bus

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest