Outdoor Leisure Fan Gifts

'Aren't you glad we decided not to fly north thing spring?'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Hot Pie Therapy

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Swinging

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Prosecco Peacock

Life's a Bench.

ATM withdrawal

'I don't have the heart. You tell him the barbeque season is over.'

Biliard Enthusiast

"Where can I find some peace of mind?"

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

"I think he just ashed on me."

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'All the crabs you can eat, $1.00. But first you have to catch them.'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"No, still there."

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

"I can't remember which ones are plant-based."

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'