Outdoor Game Fan Gifts

Jue des Boules

"No, still there."

I hope you brought enough beer boxes for all the dads.

Nudist Camp

Fly Football

Swinging

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Boomerang cow.

'Pull...'

ATM withdrawal

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Centaur Sprinter

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

Man practising the violin.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

"Guac-A-Mole"

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'Damn!...I lost my grip.'

Chess Halloween

Austrailian Vollyroo

The chess pieces that fell off the chequered flag

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Weapons of mass destruction.

Offering a golfer a spade.

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Playing Violin During Wasp Season

"Now, don't move, I'm going to practice my high jump and need a good landing mattress..."

Car Water Skiing.

'Bring a few home - We've got nothing for dinner!'

Winter Olympics

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain