Games Room Fan Gifts

Ping Pong

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Knights of the bedside table.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'You've caught a bad chill. You must avoid draughts for a couple of weeks.'

Man playing chess from his parked car.

"No, still there."

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

"How was the play!"

... Scooby or not Scooby ... The bard is trying to think of a name for Hamlet's dog.

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

"Guac-A-Mole"

Chess Halloween

'Damn!...I lost my grip.'

The chess pieces that fell off the chequered flag

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

'...and what about my Human Rights?'

The Real Mario Brothers, "OK princess, we don't climb ladders, we don't jump platforms, and there's a $70 call-out fee"

They're on Twitter and playing Twister! Neat! Twizzler?

'No, Janet, there is no mini-bar--but we do have mini-baccarat.'

"Football Pool"

'Now keep your mouth shut...this is our last ball.'

Escape Artists.

I hope you brought enough beer boxes for all the dads.

'As a member of the worldwide web, I would like to officially welcome you to Earth.'

"I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock, rock'."

Man plays poker against a TV set. Woman says: 'I had no idea this interactive TV stuff worked both ways.'

"Puzzling."

"You never helped us dig, so you go last."

Jue des Boules

Chess pieces sheltering from a storm under a chess board whilst leaving the pawns out in the rain.

I've been playing around with deep fake technology. I took photos of everyone who ever bullied me