Arcade Fan Gifts

Bris-A-Mole

The Real Mario Brothers, "OK princess, we don't climb ladders, we don't jump platforms, and there's a $70 call-out fee"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Steve McQueen

Filet minion

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

David Niven caricature

Inaction Figure

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

The Claw.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'You've caught a bad chill. You must avoid draughts for a couple of weeks.'

Gramaphone Man.

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Janet Leigh

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

"How was the play!"

Whack A Soul.

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

The real reason for the pyramids.

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

Um, aren't you meant to open the window first?

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

Laurel and Hardy

... Scooby or not Scooby ... The bard is trying to think of a name for Hamlet's dog.

Whack! Cartoons are a lot less violent these days. I just saw Wile E. Coyote get walloped by a financial setback.

Hooks R Us.

"Guac-A-Mole"

Life Is Just A Game

Chess Halloween

"I'm curious. Who did murder me?"

The chess pieces that fell off the chequered flag