Classic Board Game Fan Gifts

They're on Twitter and playing Twister! Neat! Twizzler?

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Knights of the bedside table.

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'You've caught a bad chill. You must avoid draughts for a couple of weeks.'

Bee Chess

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

Man playing chess from his parked car.

"How was the play!"

"They grow up so quickly."

... Scooby or not Scooby ... The bard is trying to think of a name for Hamlet's dog.

"Previously on..."

"Guac-A-Mole"

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

Lorne Greene

Chess Halloween

The chess pieces that fell off the chequered flag

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."

"I see a lot of Don Juan Complexes, but you're the first Don Knotts Complex I've come across."

The 3 Stooges Diner. Free Pie. Hah! I know better than to fall for that!

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

'But surely you realise why I can't allow your luxury item request of an iPod holding 1000 tunes on 'Desert Island Discs'?'

'It's the first ever crossword. . . taken him 100 years to do.'

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

'Willlllbur...is that you?' After low ratings, Mr Ed's contract ran out and he was canned.

I think this is the episode of "Leave It to Beaver" where Wally and Eddie chain Lumpy's car to a tree. Couldn

"As the youngest kid in my family, I had a special job. Especially when astronauts landed on the moon."

'Oh well - something rose up.'

"Sooty says we're nostolgia"

'You just couldn't bring yourself to ask Marshall Dillon for directions, could you'

Exit laughing

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy! Not again!"

Nostalgiaville

'I hate these crossover shows!'